Pronounced Ale-Ce-Io or Ciccio Pasticcio.
This Gianni Versace doppelganger was traveling with his girlfriend to the Whitsundays when they were both politely asked to leave for calling it WHITE SUNDAY - True Story
They then found their way to Ooo Looo Rooo, til he worked out its just a big rock
Working out that Melbournians dress in all black, he now lives in Brunswick and shopping for a Man-Bun
An avid reader of the Avanti "Fun-Filled Italian Course for Beginners, Alessio Sempré in retardo